Jack and the beanstalk the real story!!!
Once upon a time ,whoa, whoa, WHOA, gobble, gobble yum, yum
oh silly story tellers always give me the wrong beginning, even though
I don't know how to!!! So silly book writers have no idea what the real story
is, I can tell you , oh I forgot to explain my self my name is Fi Figh Fo Thum von
Giant. I live at 555 Giant bean stalk Rd, yes, up here there is a village. Up here there is everything you need for free. So one day (to be precise, 20 years ago) I brought a goose who's eggs were solid gold! It cost me a fortune, one whole coin! Oh, how I treasured that goose, but one day a spoiled little rich boy, soooo spoilt, he got everything he wanted. So one day the retched boy came up and he
tried to steal it he tried to but ... I ate him I know but how would you feel if some one stole your TV!
Still lesson learnt never steal some body's golden goose!!! So happy years passed and I never left bean stalk road or I'll be killed and every one lived happly ever after the end ( oh I don't want to leave you hanging I never die.)
Still lesson learnt never steal some body's golden goose!!! So happy years passed and I never left bean stalk road or I'll be killed and every one lived happly ever after the end ( oh I don't want to leave you hanging I never die.)
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